Funny Money Jokes and Rich People Humor

One entrepreneur figured out how to make good money.
He bought a tanker of beer and went to the desert: that's where in the heat and in the lack of water you can charge higher prices. Caravans go one after another, but all pass by. Miracles! Finally, there is one man riding alone on a camel. Entrepreneur runs to him:
- Beer! Cold beer!
The man looked at him and went on. The merchant grabs him by the leg:
- Beer! Cold beer! Well, what are you really? Try!
The rider covered his eyes with his hand and wept:
- Get off me, annoying mirage!

What means do you have to support my daughter?
- Hundred thousand a year.
- Well, that's good. Add to that her dowry of five thousand a year.
- I've already taken that amount into account when calculating.

I heard that you broke up with your fiancé.
- Yes. She has a very unpleasant laugh.
- I didn't notice it.
- It's just that you weren't there when I told her what my salary was.

Husband and wife are discussing their budget. Every last cent is spent on living, and they would like to save a little. The wife thinks aloud:
- Maybe we should borrow some money every month and save it?

The businessman gave a diamond necklace to his wife for her anniversary. The wife is distressed:
- Dear, you knew that I wanted a Mercedes!
- I know. But I never found a store that sells imitation Mercedes.

A crowd of people gathered around the boy who swallowed a 10-cent coin. Nobody knew what to do. Then a man came out of the crowd, grabbed the boy by the legs and started shaking him. The coin fell out.
- Are you a doctor? - they asked him.
- No, - the man replied, - I am a collector!

Bank employees are talking in a pub:
- I understand, - says one, - why the thief took money and jewelry from the safe. But I can't understand why he took the director's wife as well.
- Why? - answers the other. - It's simple, so that the director does not look for him.

The broker is in a fever. The doctor tells him: Your temperature is 37.5!
An hour later: "Already 38."
An hour later: "38 and a half."
Broker (barely moving his lips): "When it will be 41.2 - sell!"

- I know the most favorite position for women!!!!
- Which one??
- Listen carefully: a woman standing and bending over chooses a ring from Tiffany and Co. ... a man behind ... prepares a wallet.

The son asks his businessman father:
- Dad, do you have anything to read from science fiction or mysticism?
- Yes, that would be my accountant's tax report.