Thumbs Up Jokes presents the best funny jokes about lawyers, judges, and hearings in court.
I was always fond of court movies, the battles between attorneys and prosecutors trying to outsmart each other, and the game attorneys play with the jury. Court hearings present a lot of material for funny jokes about lawyers, the twists in defending the client, funny sayings, and logic used by attorneys to defend a client who is definitely guilty.
So, today, we will laugh over the best funny jokes about lawyers, judges, and hearings in court.
Cornering or tricking a person into answering a question in a specific way is a very common way to interrogate witnesses in court. The joke below makes fun of the person in court escaping from being cornered to answer in a specific way.
When in court, make sure the story you tell to the judge makes logical sense :)
In the below joke, just a bit on an absurd humor related to court, judge, and prison.
Lawyers often need the help of detectives to find a person or collect evidence. Just make sure you trust this detective.
Now, all is clear from the speech of the lawyer below. Clearly, the client is just a victim of circumstances :)
Getting their clients out of prison may need extreme actions.
Another joke about the lawyer presenting his client as a victim of circumstances and his parent raising him.
Now that is some solid logic used by the attorney. Clearly, the defendant is not guilty. Release him right away!
Personally knowing the judge does not automatically mean you are in less trouble.
The last joke is about a lawyer defending his client. Again, the lawyer uses his logic to make a case that the defendant's rights were broken :)