Now that COVID is hopefully almost past us, we can look back and have some laughs about that time when we sat at home, were afraid to go out and to meet each other. Obviously, COVID was a serious thing. But this is what people do: first they are afraid, then when they reach safe distance, they start laughing about it.
Anyway, without further ado, Thumbs Up Jokes presents to you: Best funny jokes about COVID and quarantine.
We will put jokes in a bit of a story about COVID so that maybe in 30 years our children read these jokes and learn the history of what happened.
First, let's start with a joke about how COVID began. Obviously, this is just a joke:
Everyone was afraid of COVID so much that COVID was considered the worst thing that can happen to a person.
Do you remember the thing called "Asymptomatic Coronavirus?" Still don't know if I had it that year.
Coronavirus statistics was a thing. Really not clear how to calculate if they say many people carry it with no symptoms.
Also, it was not 100% clear if we counted cases correctly:
There was a thing with people when everyone was policing each other making sure everyone wears a mask.
It was a real year of the rat:
At least, COVID happened in 2020 when we had smartphones with social networks and games to play while in self-isolation.
Masking was a thing. Even dog's were wondering what has happened :)
But masking was a problem for some:
To fight COVID, a completely new type of vaccine was used. This caused some people to distrust the vaccine and the companies that created it with fierce battles on social media between those who vaccinated and those who did not want to (called "anti-vaxxers").
Doctors were so scared of COVID that they went 100% virtual and did not want to see patients in person. This was probably very interesting experience for gynecologists and proctologists. I can imagine how patients stands with their back towards the camera on the laptop :)
People had to fight for their right to see the doctor :)
That's all for today. Hope you enjoyed our jokes and had some fun.