Best funny jokes about men and men stereotypes. Funny jokes about situations with men:
Two old men are talking:
- Richard, - says one, - soon we will have to answer to God. That's what I want to confess to you. Do you remember, in 1938, you were imprisoned for 10 years? So, know - it was my work.
Do you remember, after prison, you got a job at a factory, but soon you were fired? so, you know - and here I again my work.
- I want to confess to you, too, - says another. - Do you know your son Peter well?
- Of cause! I have been raising and educating him for twenty-five years!
- So you know: it was my work!
An old friend came to visit. They sit at the table. The owner periodically turns to his wife:
- Darling, please bring some more tea.
- Honey, be so kind, give me sugar.
- Sunshine, your cake is incomparable, can I have more?
While the wife goes for the cake, the friend admires:
- I envy you: you have been married for so long, and you still love her so much, you call her honey, you call her sunshine!
- It is not that! It's just that it's been five years since I forgot her name!
A conversation between two Frenchmen:
- A good wife is one who has a husband and a lover.
- I thought it was a bad wife.
- No, the bad one is the one with only a lover.
- I thought it was a fallen one.
- No, the fallen one who has no one.
- I thought it was lonely.
- No, the lonely one is with just the husband.
- Young man, what do you allow yourself ?! - the apartment owner shouts at his lodger. - You burst into the bathroom without even knocking!
- Excuse me, please, Mr Dowson, - the embarrassed tenant justifies himself. - I thought it wasn't you, but your wife...
Two friends met.
- Hello, David, why are you so sad?
- My son was born.
- So it's good, you should be happy!
- That's right, but my wife found out about it!
A little boy runs into the police station.
- Faster, sir! There on the street, some gentleman is beating my father!
The policeman jumps out into the street and sees two men violently pounding each other with their fists. He turns to the boy and asks:
- Listen, I'll separate them now, but which one of them is your father?
- That's exactly what they are figuring out!
The husband, suspecting his wife of infidelity, hired a private detective to spy on her. He reports to him about the results:
- Your wife met a man in the town square, they got into the car and drove to a country villa. They entered the house, sat down at the table, drank some wine, undressed, got into bed and turned off the light. I didn't see anything else.
- That damned uncertainty again!
The husband dresses, preens, and is about to leave the house.
- Where are you headed? - the wife asks.
- To the horse racing.
- Then hurry up. Your horse has already called twice.
The wife answers the phone. The husband asks:
- Who called?
- Remember, nine months ago you went fishing to catch trout? One of the trout called and said you are a father.
Jean invites Gaston to dinner on the occasion of his wedding anniversary and explains how he can find their apartment:
- You will go into the courtyard, enter the right entrance, take the elevator and go up to the fourth floor. There you will press the bell button with your elbow and, when the door opens, you will push it with your foot.
- But why the hell do I have to use my elbow and leg? - the friend is surprised.
- Yes, because, I hope, you will not come to us empty-handed ...