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Religious Jokes
Lighthearted Religious Jokes About Faith, Church, and God
Religion, faith, and tradition have been part of human life for centuries — and humor has always been part of that story too. These religious jokes offer a lighthearted look at faith, church life, and everyday spiritual moments, all with warmth and cleverness.
The priest turned to the Church members with a request to help in the construction of a new church.
Unexpectedly, the prostitute known throughout the city was the first to respond:
- I'm donating two thousand dollars.
- Although we are in great need, - says the priest, - I cannot accept this dirty money.
From somewhere in the background, a loud male voice sounded:
- Take it, father! After all, it's our money!
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- Father, is alcohol an enemy to health?
- Yes, of cause it is an enemy.
- Why do you consume it then?
- And as it is said in the scripture: "Love your enemy".
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The preacher went to the bulletin board and wrote:
"I pray for everyone."
The lawyer wrote below: "I defend everyone."
The doctor added: "I treat everyone."
A common man wrote below: "And I pay everyone".
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A missionary in Africa saw a lion not far from him, fell on his knees and began to pray fervently. To his surprise, the lion did the same.
- Are you a Christian too? - the missionary asked in confusion.
- No, but why not pray before a delicious dinner?
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