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Office Jokes
Funny Workplace Humor About Bosses, Coworkers, and 9-to-5 Job
Office life comes with deadlines, meetings, awkward conversations, and the daily grind of the 9-to-5.
These office jokes capture the humor hidden in workplace relationships — from bosses and coworkers to emails, meetings, and office politics. Relatable, clever, and sometimes painfully accurate, this collection of workplace humor is perfect for anyone who’s ever survived a long meeting, questionable management decisions, or another “quick call” that wasn’t quick at all.
Two employees at an institution are having a conversation:
- You see, - one of them exclaims, - I am very upset. The thing is, I talk in my sleep!
- Well, what's so special about it? This is common to many.
- I know! .. But the whole trouble is that it causes laughter from my coworkers!
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- One colleague says to another:
- You know, my boss is such dumb shit.
(turns around - the boss is standing behind).
- Well... I... In a good sense of the word.
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A graduate of the Financial Institute went to work at a big American bank as an accountant.
He developed a habit in the morning before a working day starts to look into the left drawer of the desk. Then he locked it with a key and started working.
Ten years later he became a senior accountant, ten years later he became a chief accountant. He retired at 60, and the next day everyone ran to the drawer to find out what the accountant was looking at there every morning.
In the drawer there was a yellowed piece of paper on which was written:
"Debit on the left, credit on the right. "
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The director is staring at the new secretary.
- Four kids, - the HR manager whispers in his ear.
- Can't be! So young and already have four children?!
- You have four children...
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The circus performed in front of the company's employees on the occasion of its anniversary. The clown made people laugh, the magician surprised, and the tightrope walker performed incredible tricks, after which he jokingly suggested that one of the spectators repeat the number.
One old man took off his jacket, climbed onto the rope and calmly walked back and forth several times.
- Who is it? - the director of the circus asked the director of the company.
- This is our chief accountant, - he answered proudly. - There has never been a case of him upsetting the balance.
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The boss tells a joke to his subordinates. All but one laugh.
- Why aren't you laughing?
- It doesn't make sense, I quit tomorrow.
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The new boss at HR department gathered the team and announced the plan for the week:
- On Monday we have a rest from weekend. Tuesday - preparation for serious work. We work hard on Wednesday. On Thursday we take a break from hard work. Friday - preparation for the weekend. Any questions?
One worker rises:
- What is it, do you suggest we will work every Wednesday?!
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Two coworkers talk at lunch:
- They say our director is planning a big downsizing.
- It doesn't concern us. He quarreled with his wife and decided to fire all her relatives.
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Two employees talk at lunch:
- Imagine, the director deprived me of my bonus because I was at a football match during working hours.
- And how did he find out?
- He was sitting next to me.
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After a lecture for HR specialists, one of the listeners asks the speaker:
- Interviews take a lot of time. Tell me, how can you quickly determine that the person in front of you is an idiot or normal?
- Of course. Ask him a simple question. For example: It is known that Cook made three trips, during one of them he died. During which one of his trips did he die exactly?
- Can you give me another example? I had troubles with geography at school.
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