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Mother-in-Law Jokes
Funny Jokes About Mothers-in-Law and Son-in-Law Relationships
Family gatherings, holiday dinners, and unexpected advice — the relationship between a mother-in-law and her daughter’s husband has inspired jokes for generations. While most families get along just fine, the classic in-law dynamic remains a rich source of humor. These mother-in-law jokes celebrate the lighter side of family life, from playful misunderstandings to harmless rivalry and awkward family moments.
Wife to husband:
- You hate all my relatives!
- Nothing like that, I really like them. Here is confirmation: I love YOUR mother-in-law much more than MY mother-in-law.
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Late evening. Husband is not at home. Wife is worried.
- Probably, he is with another woman, I suspected for a long time ...
Mother-in-law:
- Why do you think about the bad right away? Maybe he just got hit by a car.
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The mother-in-law had three sons-in-law. She decided to find out who loves her more.
One day they went to the river to rest. The elder son-in-law is walking along the shore. The mother-in-law thumps into the water: "Drowning! I'm drowning!" The son-in-law jumped into the water and saved his mother-in-law, and the next morning he found a Ford under the window with a note:
"To the beloved son-in-law from the mother-in-law".
Once again they went to the river. The middle son-in-law is walking along the shore, the mother-in-law jumps into the water: "Drowning! I'm drowning!" The son-in-law saved the mother-in-law and in the morning saw Chevrolet next to his house with a note:
"To the beloved son-in-law from the mother-in-law".
Once again they went to rest by the river. The younger son-in-law is walking along the shore, the mother-in-law splashes into the water: "Drowning! I'm drowning!""
"What the hell do I care" - thought the younger son-in-law and passed by.
Mother-in-law drowned. The next morning, this son-in-law found a Mercedes under the window with the note:
"To my beloved son-in-law from grateful father-in-law!"
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Mother-in-law asks her son-in-law:
- Every evening, before bed, you tell my grandson fairy tales. Could you explain why they all end the same way: "They got married and lived happily because the bride was an orphan?"
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The phone rings in the apartment. The owner picks up the phone and hears:
- Your mother-in-law fell into the pool with crocodiles!
The man grumbled resentfully:
- Your crocodiles, you save them!
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Two friends are talking, one says to the other.
- I'm sitting at home, the bell rings, I open the door - my mother-in-law is standing there, came to visit.
I told her:
- Mother! How long do you plan to stay?
- Until I bother you.
- So what? You won't even stay for a cup of tea?
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The man's mother-in-law died. They appointed a forensic examination. The doctor asks the man:
- What did she die of?
Man:
- She ate poisonous mushrooms.
Doctor:
- Why does she have blue spots on her neck?
Man:
- She didn't want to eat herself, I had to help ...
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Pharmacist to the customer:
- No, no, sir. To buy arsenic, you need a printed prescription. One photo of your mother-in-law, unfortunately, is not enough.
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A young man came to the electrical goods store:
- What would you like to buy? - asks the seller.
- I need to buy a present for my mother-in-law!
- Here is an electric iron, here is an electric stove, here is an electric coffee maker.
- Tell me, do you have an electric chair for sale?
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