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At a hospital:
- How is the patient with suspected coronavirus?
- Fine. They put him in a separate room. Have given him a special diet.
- What's the diet?
- We feed him cookies.
- Why cookies?
- Nothing else goes through the gap between the floor and the door...

- Hello, ambulance, come quickly, our Johnnie swallowed a live mouse!
- A doctor on their way, but for now you open his mouth wide and hold a piece of cheese, maybe the mouse will come out by itself!
The doctor comes and says:
- What are you doing? I told you - cheese, not sausage!
- But we are now luring the cat!

Little Peter talking to his mom in the morning:
- Mom, I woke up last night, looked into your bedroom and saw you jumping on dad!
- Peter, well, this is, because dad has a big belly, so I tamp it down so that it is smaller!
- Mom, this will not work!
- Why do you think so?
- Well, when you leave for work in the morning, our neighbor Martha comes to us and inflates it again!

- Does your bank give loans on verbal promise?
- No problem...
- What if I don't return the money?
- You will be ashamed before the Almighty when you appear in front of him.
- When will it be...
- Now, if you don't return by the fifth, you will appear before him on the sixth.

Guys, please make me a CEO of Facebook, Tesla, or Apple. I will pay off my mortgage and that's it, I will quit on my own, I promise. I calculated everything; to close the mortgage in this position it will take me just 17 seconds.

Friends meet, started talking:
- They say you now have your own commercial business. Which one exactly?
- I am engaged in trade of a female lingerie.
- So how is it? Are you successful?
- Quite. My wife still has a few things left. And the mother-in-law sits at home already almost naked.