Husband and Wife Jokes – Funny Marriage Humor

At breakfast, a husband tells his wife a dream he had last night.
- You see, I dreamed that I died and moved on the path to paradise. At the fist steps of Jacob's ladder, I was handed a piece of chalk and told to mark on each step the sin I had committed in my life. And when I have already marked a few steps, suddenly I see you go down...
- What, they didn't let me in?
- No, dear, you went downstairs to get another piece of chalk.

Wife is angry at a husband:
- You see what you are like! You took a large piece of meat for yourself, and left me a small one ...
- How would you do it?
- Of course, I would take myself a small piece...
- Well, why are you screaming then, I gave you the one you wanted!

The husband ask his wife:
- Honey, what will you do if you see me kissing another woman?
- Well... As a faithful wife, I will visit you ... In traumatology.