Sexologist Jokes

A man comes to the doctor.
- Doctor, what's wrong with me? In the mornings I got dizziness, I want to sleep, and I want salty food ...
- So, let's see. Dude, you are pregnant. How did you manage this?
- And everything, doctor, began with washing the dishes.

A man came to a sexologist and complains:
- I have no erection!! What do I do?
- Come with your wife.
They came. The sexologist says to his wife:
- Get undressed. Lie down on your back. On the stomach. Stand like a dog. Make a bridge. Get dressed.
The doctor tells the husband:
- Everything is fine!
- But I have no erection!
- I did not get it either!

A woman comes to the doctor and says that she was going to get married, and she told the groom that she was a girl, which she is not.
- Please, do something.
The doctor inserted something into her. She comes in three days and says:
- Oh, how well you did, there was a lot of blood. What did you put in there?
- Yes, a trifle - just a blade.

A man comes to the doctor and says:
- You see, I'm somehow even ashamed to say that my penis is always looking at my shoes.
Doctor:
- Well, put your shoes on the nightstand then.

A man comes to the doctor.
- Doctor, my testicle is swollen!
- Well, show me, show me.
- Aren't you going to laugh?
- No, no, how can you say this. I'm a doctor.
The man dumps his left on the table.
- He-he-he, - the doctor chuckled.
- Here you go! I knew it. Then I won't show you swollen one!

The husband asks the doctor to remove the wart off his wife, which is in her intimate place.
- Does it disturb you? - the doctor asks.
- No, it's just that all the friends are laughing.

A breathless man bursts into the office of the doctor:
- Doctor, doctor! Quickly, tell me the signs of syphilis!
- Well, blush and rash ...
- Glory to you Lord! Mine just turned black and fell off.

A very shy young man came to the venereologist and says:
- You know, doctor, one of my acquaintances probably fell ill with a venereal disease.
Doctor:
- Okay, young man, drop your pants and show your friend.

Patient to doctor:
- How to protect yourself from AIDS?
- There is a good way. It is necessary to put on a condom, lubricate it with sunflower oil, put on a second one, lubricate with iodine, bandage it on top, cover it with epoxy. And most importantly, no sexual contact.