Airplane Jokes

Funny Jokes About Flying, Pilots, and Flight Attendants

Flying is full of unique moments — from boarding announcements and seat mix-ups to calm pilots and cheerful flight attendants. These airplane jokes highlight the funny side of flying, capturing the humor found in long flights, airport stress, and in-flight surprises. Lighthearted, relatable, and perfect for travel lovers or nervous flyers alike, this collection of flight humor is guaranteed to make your next trip a little more enjoyable.

Ladies and gentlemen, our Boeing is flying at an altitude of 6,000 feet, the temperature is 20 degrees overboard, ... by the way, the crew commander asked if any of you had about 30 tons of kerosene with you?

- Dear passengers! You are participating in the first unmanned flight in history! A fully automated airliner makes a flight on the Denver-New York route. The flight altitude is 10,000 meters, the temperature overboard is -50 degrees. All on-board equipment is working fine... working fine... working fine... wr-wrking f-f-fine...