Funny COVID Jokes – Lighthearted Pandemic Humor

COVID Situations Jokes, Quarantine and Lockdown Jokes

These jokes highlight funny and relatable situations during the COVID pandemic, from working at home to mask mishaps.

December 2019, Wuhan. Chef to his assistant:
- Why did you take the bat out of the oven a minute early?
- Oh, you might think that this will cause a world catastrophe!

A call to a doctor in 2021:
- Doctor, I'm sick! What should I do?
- Get well soon!
- Thank you Doctor!

In the morgue:
- These two died of COVID.
- So one of them has his skull broken ...
- He was riding the bus without a mask and coughed.
- And the one with the ax in his back?"
- He sneezed near a lumberjack ...

At a hospital:
- How is the patient with suspected coronavirus?
- Fine. They put him in a separate room. Have given him a special diet.
- What's the diet?
- We feed him cookies.
- Why cookies?
- Nothing else goes through the gap between the floor and the door...