Our Jokes:
Divorce Jokes
Lighthearted Jokes About Divorce, Marriage, and Moving On
Divorce is a serious life change — but humor has a way of helping people cope, reflect, and move forward.
These divorce jokes take a lighthearted look at marriage breakups, exes, and the awkward, unexpected moments that come with starting a new chapter.
Witty, relatable, and focused on shared experiences, this collection of divorce humor is meant to make you smile, not sting. Sometimes, laughing really is the best therapy.
Wife calls her husband:
- How are you?
Husband:
- Fine.
Wife:
- How's your work?
Husband:
- Fine.
Wife:
- I'm divorcing you!
Husband:
- Fine.
0
A woman comes to a lawyer and declares that she wants a divorce. He asks her about the reasons.
Woman:
- You see, my husband, especially when he eats a lot, starts, excuse me, to emit gases, so much so that you can simply suffocate!
- Excuse me, but how can I make such an argument at the court? And then you need proof.
- Proof? Please, I have them!
She takes a photograph out of her purse and gives it to the lawyer.
The lawyer looks at the photo and says:
- Well, what's wrong with that? Ordinary bedroom.
- No, look again!
- Well, a bed, a bedside table, a mirror ...
- No, you take a closer look!
- Look, I don't see anything out of the ordinary!
- Yes? And the crucifix, on which Jesus pinches his nose, do you also not see?
0