Harry Potter Jokes

Funny Jokes from the Wizarding World

Magic, spells, and a little mischief — the Wizarding World is full of humor.
These Harry Potter jokes bring together playful wizarding wit, magical mishaps, and laughs only true fans of Hogwarts will fully appreciate. Whether you’re a Gryffindor, Slytherin, Ravenclaw, or Hufflepuff, this collection of funny wizard jokes is guaranteed to add a little extra magic to your day.

Hogwarts has a new game called Koviddich. Rules: sit in rooms and try not to catch anything.

Harry and Ron are walking in a street.
Ron:
- Oh, I think the girl smiled at me!
Harry:
- Come on, when I saw you for the first time, I laughed for a whole week ...