Kids Jokes – Funny Humor About Kids

Little Peter talking to his mom in the morning:
- Mom, I woke up last night, looked into your bedroom and saw you jumping on dad!
- Peter, well, this is, because dad has a big belly, so I tamp it down so that it is smaller!
- Mom, this will not work!
- Why do you think so?
- Well, when you leave for work in the morning, our neighbor Martha comes to us and inflates it again!

- Grandma, how old are you?
- Oh, granddaughter, ask better something good!
- Grandma, well, at least tell me the first digit!
- Six.
- And the second one?
- Four.
- And the third?

A little boy is visiting his grandmother. At night he wakes up and says:
- Grandmother, I want to pee.
- Okay, but next time don't say "pee", but in some other way, for example "whistle".
The next day the boy spends the night with his grandfather:
- Grandfather, I want to whistle.
- Hush, you can't whistle at night, people are sleeping around!
- Grandpa, but I really want to!
- Okay, just quietly in my ear!

The second of September, the beginning of the first lesson, the teacher says:
- Children, do you have any more questions?
Bart: - And when are the holidays?

Grandmother reads a fairy tale to her grandson:
- At the ball, the prince saw Cinderella, and all evening he could not take eyes off her ...
- Granny, why does the prince need Cinderella's eyes?

Mom says to her little son:
- Why don't you eat, you said you were hungry like a wolf?
- Mom, where did you see wolves eating carrots?