Kids Jokes – Funny Humor About Kids

The second of September, the beginning of the first lesson, the teacher says:
- Children, do you have any more questions?
Bart: - And when are the holidays?

Grandmother reads a fairy tale to her grandson:
- At the ball, the prince saw Cinderella, and all evening he could not take eyes off her ...
- Granny, why does the prince need Cinderella's eyes?

Mom says to her little son:
- Why don't you eat, you said you were hungry like a wolf?
- Mom, where did you see wolves eating carrots?