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Marriage Jokes
Funny Jokes About Married Life, Husbands, and Wives
Marriage brings love, partnership, and plenty of moments that don’t always go as planned. From small everyday misunderstandings to classic husband-and-wife dynamics, married life is full of humor.
These marriage jokes celebrate the funny side of relationships, highlighting the quirks, habits, and situations couples experience every day.
Two school friends meet.
- When I was a bachelor, - says one, - I always treated marriage with great distrust. I felt like a boxer waiting for an illegal punch.
- And since you got married?
- I never cease to wonder how I managed to miss it.
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- When you get married, son, then you will understand what real happiness is!
- Is this so?
- Yes, but it will be too late...
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I don't see you with the blonde you were dating before?
- She got married.
- And who did she marry?
- Me..."
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- Marry me.
- Okay,- the girl replies.
And there is silence. Finally, the girl asks:
- Why won't you say more, dear?
- I already said too much, - the guy replies.
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A man talks about his love on the phone:
- Darling! I can't live without you anymore! I am ready to protect you from all the hardships of life ...to see you, I will go around the whole globe in search of you ... I will cross the seas, jungles and deserts ...
The girls answers::
- Oh, my love! Come now! I can't wait! I've already started undressing!
- Um... Not today, - he muttered. - It is raining outside...
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- Daughter, this admirer of yours swears that if you do not marry him, he will commit suicide ...
- Oh, mommy, before him everyone said the same thing!
- But maybe at least one could to be saved after all?
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During the dance, the gentleman gently hugs his partner and whispers:
- Oh, I feel like in paradise!
- Do you? - she answers, - And I feel like I on the bus.
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