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Funny Jokes About Men. Men Stereotypes Jokes
These jokes highlight humorous situations involving men, their quirks, and everyday life moments. Lighthearted jokes about common men stereotypes that everyone can relate to.
The husband returns home, the wife does not know where to hide her lover.
At the last moment, she guesses to put him in the kitchen in the form of an antique statue.
- What's this? - the husband asks.
- I saw similar thing at Smith's and also bought. Now it's in fashion!
They went to bed, at night the husband got up, went to the kitchen, made tea, sandwiches and handed it to the "statue".
- Do you want to eat?
- Yeah...
- Eat, I know, when I was standing at the Smith's - not a single bastard cared ...
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The husband, unexpectedly returning from a business trip, wakes up from a suspicious rustle and sees how a naked man crawls out of the closet, wrapped in his wife's fur coat.
- Who are you?
- Don't you see - I'm a moth.
- Where are you taking the coat?
- I will finish it at home.
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Three men are arguing: whose wife has a bigger ass.
- Mine has one like this!
- Mine has even more, like this!
- Mine has eyes that are so blue! - says the third.
- What's with the eyes?
- And the rest is all ass!
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