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Funny Money Jokes and Rich People Humor
Money Jokes & Rich People Jokes
These money jokes poke fun at spending habits, saving struggles, and everyday financial situations.
- I heard you got rich. How did you do it?
- Very simple. I transported tourists to and from the island. I charged 20 bucks to go there.
- Well, that's not a lot.
- Yes, but I charged 3 times that to go back.
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The American billionaire, groaning, clutches his heart and anxiously says to his assistant:
- Roger, quickly buy some decent hospital. I think I'm having a heart attack.
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Friends meet, started talking:
- They say you now have your own commercial business. Which one exactly?
- I am engaged in trade of a female lingerie.
- So how is it? Are you successful?
- Quite. My wife still has a few things left. And the mother-in-law sits at home already almost naked.
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