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Neighbor Jokes
Funny Jokes About Nosy, Noisy, and Annoying Neighbors
Living next door to someone can be wonderful — or unforgettable for entirely different reasons. From lawnmower battles at 7 a.m. to mysterious fence-line disputes and passive-aggressive notes, neighbors provide endless comedic material. These neighbor jokes highlight the funny side of everyday neighborhood life, proving that sometimes the best entertainment is happening just across the fence.
The husband comes home. The wife says to him:
- The switch is broken, please fix it.
- What am I, an electrician? - says the husband.
The next day:
- The faucet is leaking, it needs to be fixed.
- What, am I a plumber or something?
On the third day, the man comes home, the faucet is fixed, the switch works.
- Who fixed them?
- Our neighbor.
- What did he ask in return?
- Asked me to sing him or have sex with him.
- And did you sing?
- What, am I a singer or what?
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The family decided to renovate the apartment.
The wife says to her husband:
- The neighbors downstairs have just done repairs, their apartment is the same. Go find out how many rolls of wallpaper they bought.
The husband comes down, calls a neighbor, asks:
- How many rolls of wallpaper did you take?
Neighbor:
- Sixteen.
Time passes, repairs are made. Two neighbors meet:
- Listen, neighbor, our apartments are the same, we took, as you said, sixteen rolls - so we have six left ...
- And we have six left
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A man complains to a friend:
- My neighbors are unbearable: yesterday, all night until dawn, they were pounding on the wall!
- Poor fellow, they did not let you sleep!
- Well, to tell you the truth, I did not sleep anyway - I rehearsed a solo on the trombone.
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- I must apologize to you, Madame Durant: I found out that my chicken damaged your flowers!
- No need to apologize, Monsieur Dupont, my dog bit your chicken ...
- But, in that case, everything is fine: your dog was hit by my car.
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