Newlywed Jokes

Lighthearted Jokes About Love, Marriage, and Newlywed Life

The newlywed stage is full of love, surprises, and little discoveries about sharing life together.
These newlywed jokes celebrate the humor of early marriage — from learning each other’s habits to navigating everyday moments as a married couple.

Warm, playful, and gently relatable, this collection of newlywed humor is perfect for couples, friends, and anyone who remembers what it’s like to start married life with laughter.

A daughter who has just married calls her mother on the phone:
- Mom, David asked me to boil the kettle, and there is not a word about this in the cookbook.