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Office Jokes
Funny Workplace Humor About Bosses, Coworkers, and 9-to-5 Job
Office life comes with deadlines, meetings, awkward conversations, and the daily grind of the 9-to-5.
These office jokes capture the humor hidden in workplace relationships — from bosses and coworkers to emails, meetings, and office politics. Relatable, clever, and sometimes painfully accurate, this collection of workplace humor is perfect for anyone who’s ever survived a long meeting, questionable management decisions, or another “quick call” that wasn’t quick at all.
Arriving from a business trip, a fills an expense report. In one of the columns of the report he writes:
"Women - 500 dollars"
The chief accountant does not approve the report: arguing that such an expense item is not provided.
- The next time you can write off this amount for some work type, such as hammering nails.
The next advance report looked like this:
"Hamming nails - 500 dollars. Hammer repair - 5000 dollars".
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Why are you so tired and sad?
- Work ... Work ... Morning and evening ... All day work ...
- How long have you been working like this?
- I start tomorrow...
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Employees of one company drank quietly at work when the boss is not around. And they chew a special gum so that alcohol did not leave behind a smell. After a while, the boss calls drunkards to him.
- If you already drink - he tells them - then drink alcohol with a smell. Let the visitors think they are dealing with drunk professionals rather than sober idiots!
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In the HR department:
- Do you have any references from your previous job?
- Yes, it was there where they recommended me to look for another job.
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A young man came to the government office to get a job.
- What can you do?
- Nothing.
- These vacancies have already been filled.
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