Our Jokes:
Police Jokes
Lighthearted Jokes About Police and Officer
Police officers are part of everyday life — and everyday life always finds its way into humor.
These police jokes take a playful, lighthearted look at law enforcement, routine situations, and the funny moments that can happen on both sides of the badge.
A policeman sits and smokes. An agitated citizen comes running.
- Help! The drunken neighbor is raging!
- So what?
- He beats his wife...
- So what?
- He threatens to kill everyone!
- So what?
- He called all the policemen pigs!
- What?! I have to deal with this!
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The traffic cop stops the violator for speeding. He checked his license, insurance and issued a fine to the guy. Well, the guy, all so upset, asks the policeman:
- Mr. Officer, do you mind if I ask you a question?
- Ask.
- Look at all these cars that pass by us. After all, at least 75% of them exceed the speed limit. But you stopped only me? Why?
- Have you ever been fishing?
- Yes.
- Did you catch all the fish?
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