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Funny Jokes About Governments, Politicians, and World Leaders
Politics affects everyone — and that’s exactly why it has always been a source of humor.
These politics jokes take a lighthearted look at governments, politicians, international relations, and the strange moments that happen on the world stage. Whether you follow global affairs closely or just enjoy a good laugh about power, bureaucracy, and diplomacy, these jokes are meant to entertain without taking sides.
Soviet Latvia. At night in a hotel room, two neighbors do not let the third one fall asleep: they tell political jokes. He scares them:
- Here everything is taped!
They laugh and continue. Then he goes out and asks the hotel servant to bring three cups of coffee to the room in exactly five minutes. He comes back, leans over to the ashtray and says:
- Comrade Major! Three coffees in the room please! The servant brings coffee. The shocked narrators go to bed. The next morning the joker wakes up alone. He asks the duty officer where his neighbors are. He answers:
- At night, the KGB officers came and took them away!
Why didn't they take me away?
- Yes, their major said: "I really loved his joke with the ashtray!"
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- Dear TV viewers, - the announcer tells, - please move away you all the heavy objects that you might want to throw at the TV. Now the Minister of Finance will speak to you about raising taxes.
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Behavioral biologists who study the social behavior of chimpanzees in a pack have learned to understand politics much better than ordinary people.
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A robber in a quiet street stopped a middle-aged man dressed in an expensive suit.
- Well, give me your money! - the bandit hissed menacingly, putting a knife to his throat.
- I do not advise you to do this, - the victim replied, - I work for the government!
- Ah well! Then give me my money!
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The golden rule of politics: do it once, boast seven times.
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Near the office building on the porch, two job applicants are nervously smoking. One to the other:
- Didn't take you?
- They didn't take me... Wow, damned republican, Trumpist!! Everything went on very well, and then he asks - how do I feel about the recent election? I honestly said that it is a blessing for the US to get back to sanity. And at once - he is like, goodbye, you do not suit us. Bastard, right?!
- No, wait, you're confusing something ... This bastard is a rotten liberal! He also asked me about election... I immediately answered clearly that the elections were fudged and Trump should have won!! And yes, they also said goodbye right away, what the hell is this anyway?
At this time, a completely satisfied third applicant leaves the building. The first two to him:
- Well, did they take you?
- Yes, why, they took ... A normal HR guy ...
- Wait, did you ask about the elections?!
- Yes, he did...
- Well, what did you say?
- I said that I don't discuss politics at work.
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The press service of the White House reported that US President Joe Biden called King Charles III of Great Britain. During the telephone conversation, the most effective methods of combating rheumatism, dementia and sclerosis were discussed. The topic of the fight against sclerosis was discussed several times.
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