Sales & Marketing Jokes

Funny Jokes About Salespeople, Marketing Teams, and Advertising

Sales, marketing, and advertising are full of big promises, bold ideas, and meetings that somehow multiply.
These sales and marketing jokes highlight the humor behind pitching products, writing ads, chasing leads, and surviving campaigns fueled by buzzwords and optimism.

Relatable, clever, and sometimes painfully accurate, this collection of sales, marketing, and advertising humor is perfect for salespeople, marketers, and advertisers,

A man comes to the editorial office of a popular magazine and complains:
- Oh, how expensive advertising is...
- But you don't advertise!
- I don't, but my wife reads ...

A hamster and a rat meet. The rat says:
- Hamster, why is everything so unfair? Here we are close relatives, right? But everyone loves you, feeds you, cleans the cage, and they poison me, beat me, chase me.
And the hamster, picking his teeth, says:
- Your promotion sucks.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
Teach him to fish and you can serve him targeted online ads for the rest of his life.

"Two rich men meet:
- Listen, I bought such an elephant.
- Elephant? Why?
- Yes, you listen. He mows the grass around my house. Every morning. Takes the kids to school. Brings them back later. Does homework with them. Well, breakfast, of course, cooks. Guards the house at night.
- Nah, you are lying.
- I answer. Such is the elephant.
- Elephant?
- Elephant.
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- Listen, sell it to me?
- What. Such an elephant?
- Come on.
- Well I do not know. Well, 6 million dollars.
- You are nuts. Four!
- You're crazy, 5.
- All right, five.
- Deal.

A week passes.
- Hey, I don't understand. Something wrong with an elephant.
- What's wrong with it?
- Yes, he's kind of weird. He trampled the whole lawn, yelled at night, smashed the guest house, and today he started to destroy the big house.
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- You are ... You are scolding the elephant in vain.
- Why?
- Not gonna sell.

A man died ...: (Well, he ends up in the next world, and there they ask him:
- Where do you want, to hell or to heaven?
And he replies:
- Well, how do I know, I'm haven't been there. You show me both, and I will choose.
They take a man to heaven. And there all the righteous sit at their desks and read editorials from newspapers.
The man didn't like it. He comes to hell. And there naked women play cards with devils, everywhere there is drunkenness, tobaco and weed smoke, fun in short. Well, the man, of course, says:
- I want to go to hell.
No problem. They grab him and throw on a frying pan. He yells:
- How so ?! You showed me something completely different.
And they answer him: - And that was our bait and switch marketing!