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Ship Jokes
Funny Jokes About Traveling by Ship and Life at Sea
Traveling by ship brings ocean views, dramatic captain announcements, and plenty of unforgettable moments. From quirky crew members to humorous passenger situations, life at sea is full of unexpected comedy.
These ship jokes celebrate the lighter side of sea travel, capturing the funny moments that happen when you swap highways for open water.
The aircraft carrier is returning to its port after a long voyage.
The day before, one sailor gives a radiogram to his wife:
- Six months without sex. It's in your best interest to come to meet right at the ladder.
The answer comes:
- Six months without sex. It's in your best interest to be the first to get off the ladder.
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- Captain, why do most ships have female names?
- If you knew how difficult they are to control, you wouldn't ask stupid questions.
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The ship moved slowly in a dense fog. Suddenly, lights appeared ahead. The captain shouted at the top of his voice into a megaphone:
- Get off course, you boobies! This is the aircraft carrier "Saratoga" with a displacement of thirty thousand tons! From the mist came the answer:
- Better roll yourself. This is a lighthouse.
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- I see, captain, you are in a bad mood. What happened?
- I won the top prize in a TV show.
- So it's good!
- It's not the same for everybody! The second and third prizes are money, and the first is a cruise trip on our ship.
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The commander of the ship summons senior midshipman Smith to him and says:
- Help me ! There is a torpedo going our way. Can you make people laugh so that they would die with laughter.
Smith built the crew on the deck.
- Sailors, look: now I will kneel, hit my head on the deck, and the ship will fall apart!
Sailors:
- Ha-ha-ha!
- You don't believe me? Look. One two three! Bolt. The ship is falling apart. Everything is in the water. The captain swims up to Smith:
- Wow, what jokes have you. The torpedo passed by.
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