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Tourist Jokes
Funny Jokes About Tourists, Travel, and Sightseeing
Traveling is full of adventure — and sometimes confusion. From map-reading disasters to hilarious culture mix-ups, tourists often find themselves in unforgettable situations. These tourist jokes celebrate the funny side of tourism and sightseeing, highlighting the universal moments every traveler experiences. Whether you’re a seasoned explorer or an occasional vacationer, this collection of travel humor will make you smile.
The passenger train brakes so abruptly that suitcases and people fall off the shelves.
- What happened? - yells one of the passengers.
- It's okay, - the conductor replies. - The train ran over a cow.
- Was she standing on the rails?
- No, we were chasing her across the meadow.
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A tourist lies in a tent and hears mosquitoes talking:
- Well, shall we eat him here or drag him to the swamp?
- What are you talking about, in the swamp the big ones will take him away from us and devoure themselves!
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During a trip to Scotland, a tourist visited Loch Ness in the hope of seeing the famous monster.
- When does the monster usually appear? - he asked the guide.
- Usually after the fifth glass of whiskey, - the tourist guide replied.
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One ocean resort visitor wrote on a rock near the sea:
- I was here with my wife. Wonderful! David.
After after a while, another inscription appeared next to it:
- I was here without my wife. Much better. Peter.
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